If you ask any frequent or occasional drug user in the world what are the third words they are terrified of the most and they will say “surprise drug test”. Nothing sends shivers down a stoner’s spine than those words and professional athletes are the ones who are scared of these words the most.
While the average person at their job might get away with a surprise drug test happening every once in a while, athletes, unfortunately, get random surprise drug tests almost every single week.
Passing A Random Drug Test
There is no method out there more popular or more used than dilution. If you are at your workplace and you hear whispers in the corridors of a possible surprise drug test, dilution is certainly your get out of jail card. Before you give your urine sample or before your screening test, make sure that you drink as much water as possible.
Many people seem to think drinking 8 glasses of water or even more is enough to see you through the test, however, make sure you pee a few time to clear your urine. Although your chances of passing your drug test will be increased through this method, however, there are a few risks.
In theory drinking gallons of water might seem straightforward and easy, little do you know that you are suffering from what is known as water poisoning. Drinking water is also risky because there are a few testers out there these days that will look closely at the color of your urine closely to make sure no dilution took place.
Always have some vitamin B tablets close by and take them to add color to your urine making the fact that you diluted your urine.
Buy some detox kits
Opinion is divided on whether these drinks work on not, but many people believe that these drinks do the trick and can help you pass a random drug test. You can find plenty of good THC detox kits brands on the internet; however, since the market is saturated with them, you have to be cautious and buy from trusted seller only.
The last thing you want is to buy something that you believe is a detox drink, only for it to make you feel sick after drinking it. You can start taking these drink a few days before the day you think you will be randomly tested and you can also take them on the day of the test.
Just remember that they take about 1 – 2 hours to start working and their effects do not last very long. It is a 50/50 thing with these drinks as they might work for some people and not work for others. As pointed out before, the market is saturated with these detox drinks, but they are not cheap at all.
When you buy them, make sure you buy some drug testing strips so that you can test your urine yourself to see if the drinks are working on you.
Just like the detox drinks, you can also buy fake urine on the market to pass your random test. This is a very tricky way passing your test because you will have to sneak in with the fake urine sample you bought on the internet all the time since you are not sure when the test will be done.
If you decide to go with this method, always be mindful that some testers do measure the temperature of the urine and will know it is not real. Try to keep it close to you as much as possible to give it that much needed “body temperature.”
While there isn’t that much difference between this method and the method above, the only thing that sets them apart is you are using real urine from a friend who is drug-free instead of buying it off the internet.
This is a less risky approach, but the overall concept of going by things is almost the same. You still have to sneak the sample of your friend’s urine into work with you all the time since you are not sure of the drug test date plus you need to make the temperate of the urine does dip otherwise the testers will know it is not yours.
Try and take some Midol
Taking Midol is something that has become increasingly popular over the years because it contains diuretics. For those who are not aware or don’t know, diuretics is a substance that makes you pee a lot flushing out any drugs you have in your system. Its simplicity is the reason why people are using it a lot.
Midol is helpful for random drug tests because it can help you on the day. All you have to do is take Midol with your work and take it a couple of hours before you give in your sample. Drink plenty of water and urinate as much as you can to clean out any THC metabolites in you and your chances of passing the random drug tests are very high.
Time is something we take for granted sometimes but when it comes to random drug tests, you need as many allies on your side as possible and time is one of them. The best way to pass a drug test is to provide the cleanest drug-free sample ever and before you go in for your test, make sure you pee at 2-3 times.
This is because the pee at the start of the day is known to be the dirtiest and this is the sample you do not want to provide. The other thing you want to do is buy some drug test strips so that you can test how clean your urine is. Collect some midstream to get an idea how much you need to dilute it or if it is safe to pass you the test.